From F*ck Me to F*ck Yeah Full-Length Podcast Trailer

In a world where entrepreneurs are burned out from spending thousands of dollars on shit they don't even need that left them feeling even more like a failure, a new wind is about to blow. 🌬️💨
From the brilliant mind that brought you an entire business strategy based on fucking around and finding out, and a pug named Steve Buscemi, comes "From F*ck Me to F*ck Yeah," a journey to help get your head outta your ass and stop torturing yourself with your business.
Meet Kristen King, your new favorite bad influence. You definitely want Kristen to rub off on you.
But you don’t have to take her word for it. Kristen’s clients, colleagues, and friends are happy to tell you alllllll about her in this epically silly, delightfully heartfelt, decidedly PG-13+ trailer. 🖕🏻

🎥 🎬 Check out the full magical experience on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9kpyi7b2j0 🎥 🎬
✨✨✨✨✨ Be sure to subscribe to the podcast on your favorite pod platform so you don’t miss the regular weekly episodes beginning July 20: https://bit.ly/fckyeahpod ✨✨✨✨✨
Massive thanks to everyone who contributed to this cinematic masterpiece, especially video-editing genius and voiceover provider Carlos de la Playa who pulled it all together.

Go follow these amazing, generous, hilarious humans on the socials. Instagram handle included for your convenience. In order of first appearance:
• Lori Krikorian (@lori.krikorian.coaching)
• Pete Sibley (@selfkindnesswithpete)
• Simone Seol (@simone.grace.seol)
• Carlos de la Playa (@carlosdelaplaya)
• Danielle Savory (@thepracticeofpleasure)
• Robin Keesler (@robinkeesler)
• Mary Wall (@marywall_coaching)
• Amanda Kingsley (@amandastarkingsley)
• Yael Daphna Saar (@yaelsaar)
• Caitlin Fisher (@caitlinlizfisher)
• Samantha Welter (@samanthalikestothink)
• Tsipa Swan (@tsipaswan)
• Coco Madari (@cocomadari)
• Mattia Maurée (@audhdflourishing / @thelongerroadpodcast)
• Désirée Ferrari (@parentingwithdesiree)
• Lynn Rogala (@aspaciouslife)
• Jenny Respress (@jennyrespress)
• Bryn Bamber (@bryn_bamber)
• Kara Gott Warner (@karagottwarner)
• Erin M. Battles (@erinisvalleyhappy)
• Brandi L. Moran (@brandi_moran_coach)
• Joy Ding (@heya_joy)
• Sarah Magnoni (@iamtherealsocialsarah)
• Cassie Colton (@cassiecoltonauthor)
• Suzanne Culberg (@suzanne_culberg)
• Ahuva Hershkop (@ahuvahershkop)
• Melanie

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I’m Kristen King, and I’ve been a business coach since before business coaching was cool — since the early 2000s after my first solo business hit six figures less than 2 years out of college. Now, I teach coaches, therapists, healers, and other brilliant service-based entrepreneurs like you how to build their own unique fuck-yeah business.

There's more to me than being a multi-certified coach for kickass entrepreneurs. I'm also a certified hypnotist and a certified mental health and wellness facilitator with an MBA, a master's in publishing, and 15+ years of multi-industry experience.

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Visit my website to learn more and find out how to hire me as your very own coach: https://kristenking.com

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Transcript

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Have you heard the news? Coaching royalty Kristen King is launching her podcast. In a world where entrepreneurs are burned out from spending thousands of dollars on shit they don't even need that left them feeling even more like a failure, a new wind is about to blow. From the brilliant mind that brought you an entire business strategy based on fucking around and finding out. And a pug named Steve Buscemi comes "From Fuck Me to Fuck Yeah," a journey to help get your head outta your ass and stop torturing yourself with your business. Kristen King is what happens when Ursula and Olaf have a baby. I never know if I'm gonna get a penis joke or a brilliant piece of spiritual wisdom. Sometimes you get both in one sentence. The pleasure I get from Kristen's coaching style is the same pleasure somebody gets that has a BDSM kink that likes getting choked or slapped. It hurts, but for some reason it feels so damn good. The first time I met Kristen, she was basically naked. She sends me swimming suit selfies and pictures of her adorable pug. She's freaking genius and my life is better for having her in it. I heard Oprah asks Kristen for advice. My favorite thing about working with Kristen is when she used to get her p*ssy out on the desk. Kristen makes me laugh so much I'm thinking about sending her a bill for wrinkle cream. After our very first coaching session, some stuff clicked and I was able to charge fair prices for my work after years of undercharging. Kristen, you need to write a fucking book. She taught me about sex toys I didn't know existed. As a published author, I have Kristen King sign my copies of my book so that I can give them to people and increase their value. She likes the word "fuck." Like a whole lot. Like I don't know if any word comes out her mouth more than the word "fuck." Fewer fucks, more bucks. Kristen King gave my dog mouth-to-mouth resuscitation over the internet and saved her life. I will eat anyone who is mean to Kristen. ANYONE. Kristen thinks we're here to serve dogs and that dogs are actually the superior conscious being on this planet. Kristen is generous and kind and an amazing coach, and she is willing to be the villain if I get pissed when there's something I really need to hear. Kristen is the baddest bitch in Colorado. She's also hilarious and dorky and just incredibly hardworking, and somehow makes a space where you can be a blubbering, ridiculous hot mess one minute and a fucking badass the next. And she swears a lot. Which I love. When I met Kristen in real life, we were in a car together. She was talking about her sex life, and then she was worried that I wasn't gonna like it, that she was talking about her sex life, and she was trying to make sure that I was consenting, and I was like, I'm verbally consenting. My face is just doing nothing and I cannot do anything about that. Kristen literally built her brand around the word "fuck." She's brilliant, hilarious, and gorgeous. I mean, obviously because we hang out with people most like ourselves. But if I had to pick one word that I thought really summed her up, I think it would be inappropriate. I watch her. She's inappropriate in her language. She's inappropriate in her actions, and sometimes I see her and think, "Wow, that's about as inappropriate as a person could be," and she always surprises me. She skips to these new levels, these new heights of inappropriateness, and it's really inspiring. One time Kristen asked me if I'd rather be hit by a coaching sledgehammer or a coaching marshmallow. I said, "Sledgehammer, please and thank you." I'm just so fucking grateful for her. Come for the hilarity and stay for the heart, cuz she has the biggest heart of maybe anybody I know. She is my actual hero. That when I first met her, I said that I felt I shouldn't have hired her. I should have hired this other coach. This other coach was way better and more magical and more powerful than her. And she held such a safe, sacred container and helped me explore my thoughts and figure out what what was coming up, and helped me learn a lot about myself and how I felt that I was broken and I needed some sort of magic fairy to fix my business. That was our first session, and she handled it and actually just helped me learn so much. Here's why I trust Kristen. She shoots straight from the hip. She tells it like it is, and she's got perky boobs. Her showing up and her full vulnerability, rawness, truth and honesty was exactly how it was going to be being her friend, being her colleague, and also being coached with her. Kristen's one of those coaches that it's not weird to send pictures of your boobs too. She's like, if you put jumper cables on like a Monster Energy Drink and then you drank it, like that's the level of energy that Kristen brings. Kristen King will encourage you. She will inspire you. She inspired me to sing a song about vomiting, Saltines and Pedialyte. She is a fucking delight and she's got the T-shirt to prove it. Kristen is a Jersey girl, and you know what they say: you can take the girl outta Jersey, but you can't take the Jersey outta the girl. It's easy and safe to ask Kristen for things cuz she has great boundaries. Hey Kristen, how about your first born child? Now I know why this sweet, innocent look is all a facade. Be prepared to feel like you got bitch slapped at church. I was going through a new-author journey and trying to juggle things at home. She gave me so many different suggestions I never would've come up on my own. And she taught me so much about boundaries and being my own advocate, and it changed my life. I heard Kristen King has a bubble bath OnlyFans account. I have Kristen's voice in my head being like, "It doesn't fucking matter. The rules are all made up. Do whatever fuck you want." Kristen is brilliant at coaching and explaining things in such a way that suddenly everything in your life makes sense. Working with Kristen is kind of like taking the little angel and the little devil off of your shoulders and replacing them with a sex positive karaoke monster. After being married to Kristen for almost 20 years, I've had the, uh, I mean some might call it privilege, to get her coaching for free. Most of the time on things I didn't even know I needed coaching on, like how to fold a fucking towel and other like, you know, like maybe put my socks in the hamper, not just like on the floor next to the hamper. It's been amazing, but I highly recommend it. I mean like not being married to her, like her coaching like cuz that's the shit. She never holds back. She tells you how it is and she tells you exactly what you need to hear to get your ass in gear. So Kristen King tells me she gives no fucks, but can someone gives no fucks have ass like that? I don't think so. She also makes me practically pee myself with laughter because she is so fucking funny. And perimenopause. That's on me though. One of my favorite, most brilliant things she has ever said. It was the FAFO, the fuck around and find out, because once I finally did start fucking around and finding out, well, I found out that that was actually a really brilliant business tool for me to get out of my own way and take some incredible actions and have some really epic results. Kristen, keep on making me laugh. Keep making my jaw drop, um, maybe minus the peeing myself part. You should get yourself to the podcast quick. If you are craving a professional-ish, serious-ish, trauma-aware-ish, fucking hilarious podcast filled with inappropriate jokes, lots of spontaneous singing and Disney movie references, and brilliant business wisdom drawn from over 15 years of entrepreneurial experience, you're in the right place. From Fuck Me to Fuck Yeah— where you'll radically change your life and business so they feel like you and laugh your ass off while doing it. Let's do this shit. From Fuck me to Fuck Yeah. Coming to a podcast platform near you, summer 2023.